Other dialog ideas for this page:

What a tree-mendous effort this is!
All this sweat is giving me tree-ring around the collar!
Pardon me while I “bough” down to you.
I feel like a lumbering idiot.
How “wood” I know where they went?

The tricky part will be translating this page. I need a good Thai punster.

6/28/16 Edit: Color experiment. Woo hoo!